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Worst Fanfic Ever

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Destiny-chan here, the biggest fic writer in history! Minna killed herself while reading this because she loved this so much that she thought that her life didn’t make sense anymore. I know you’re gonna like this and Hope’less-chan and Angelique-chan, you’re in this! I told ya!
So, my supper fic!

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UCHIHA LOVE


My name is Destiny Tenshin Yamanaka. I have silky lavender hair that is different from my whole family hair and only my eyes look like the one from my family although they’re shinier. Instead of the plain blue, they are a topaz blue, perfect and really expressive. I have 15 years old and I live in Konoha for about 2 years right now, because when I was 5 I was kidnapped and sold as a slave to the leader of the Akatsuki. He raised me as his kid, and when I was ten I became a member of the organization but then he found out that I was the perfect container for the nine biijus and I ran, because it would kill me in the end. But I still miss Itachi and his warm lips in mine.

So I came back to Konoha and only to find out that my parents are dead and that I only have an uncle, an aunt and a baka of a cousin. Her name is Ino, she is blond and I just hate her. But, once in her lifetime she had a good idea, and she told me to go see the Hokage and, when I did, I was automaticaly turned into a chunin, because I was really strong and knew a lot about Akatsuki and so I could be on a good team.

I met my sensei and my teammates about one year and a half ago. My sensei is a silver haired men, really beautiful and mysterious because of the cool mask he wears and his name is Kakashi. I know he wants me and once I saw into his mind with my mind reading powers and I saw him having a vision of us kissing. My team mates are a baka pink haired girl that thinks is so smart named Sakura Haruno, such a dumb name, a blond clown, Naruto Uzumaki, and a cool and emo raven haired boy named Sasuke Uchiha. His the only one in my team with whom I hang out and, although he is really kawaii and likes me a lot, I don’t love him and I just can’t kiss someone I don’t love.

Today I’m walking with Sasuke in the street when I hear someone calling my name and I see Angelique-chan and Hope’less-chan, calling me and running in my direction. They’re smiling a lot and I’m sure it’s good news.

“Destiny-chan” she says. “Itachi is hear”

“Itachi?” Sasuke and me ask.

“You serious?” I ask.

“Yes” says Hope’less-chan. “We saw him near the ramen place”

I start running and Sasuke follows me. I know what he wants but I can’t let him kill my one and only love. I have to make them friends again.

“Itachi” I call once I see him.

He looks at me and takes me into his arms, kissing me full on the mouth.

“Please, Destiny, get out of there so I can kill him” says Sasuke when we part.

“I can’t let you kill him, Sasu-kun” I say, crying, my eyes looking even more like two beautiful gems. “I love him.”

“That’s why I want to kill him!” Sasuke says crying a lot, his eyes already red. “I want you for me. I don’t care about what happened to my family anymore, I just want you and if I have to kill him to have you I’ll do it.”

“But, Sasu-kun, if you kill him I will die too! I love him too much to live without him.”

“Don’t say that, Destiny-chan” he begs. “If you feel like that I… I… will have to kill me!”

He turns the kunai he has in his hand to him and is about the press it against his stomach when I grab his hand.

“Please Sasu-kun, don’t do that” I say. “I love your brother but you’re my best friend ever. I couldn’t live without you also.”

And so I kissed him softly in the cheek. Itachi holds my hand softly and kisses me.


OWARI
EDIT: I failed at failing? It sure seems like it, but it was bad enough that I got a reading by Cry! [link] Go listen to it and laugh!

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Omg! This was so awful that it hurt! But it’s for a good cause, the "worst fanfiction ever contest": [link] from :iconice--crystal:. It’s really funny and I HAD TO do it although it was like I was thirteen again.

Well, but as you can see Itachi didn’t say a word! I like him too much to make him talk and I have shivers because he kissed that Mary Sue. Honestly the first time I wrote it like this:

“Itachi” I call once I see him.

He looks at me and kills me.



Anywayz... I think I failed at failing... It's bad, it sure is, but it's not the worst ever... I think xD

So, people, don’t kill me. This fic is just so… omg!-I’m-gonna-die on purpose.


Disclaimer: All characters from Naruto © to Masashi Kishimoto

Destiny Tenshin Yamanaka, Hope’less and Angelique © to m… no one! I don’t wanna own some damn Mary Sues!

Fanfiction © to me… And I would kill myself if this wasn’t for a good cause!

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I give permission to :iconanti-mary-sue-club: to post this on their club
© 2008 - 2024 MinnaSD
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Katzy--Kins's avatar
You have attained legendary status for this XD It *almost* trumps my immortal <3