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Destiny-chan here, the biggest fic writer in history! Minna killed herself while reading this because she loved this so much that she thought that her life didn’t make sense anymore. I know you’re gonna like this and Hope’less-chan and Angelique-chan, you’re in this! I told ya!
So, my supper fic!

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UCHIHA LOVE


My name is Destiny Tenshin Yamanaka. I have silky lavender hair that is different from my whole family hair and only my eyes look like the one from my family although they’re shinier. Instead of the plain blue, they are a topaz blue, perfect and really expressive. I have 15 years old and I live in Konoha for about 2 years right now, because when I was 5 I was kidnapped and sold as a slave to the leader of the Akatsuki. He raised me as his kid, and when I was ten I became a member of the organization but then he found out that I was the perfect container for the nine biijus and I ran, because it would kill me in the end. But I still miss Itachi and his warm lips in mine.

So I came back to Konoha and only to find out that my parents are dead and that I only have an uncle, an aunt and a baka of a cousin. Her name is Ino, she is blond and I just hate her. But, once in her lifetime she had a good idea, and she told me to go see the Hokage and, when I did, I was automaticaly turned into a chunin, because I was really strong and knew a lot about Akatsuki and so I could be on a good team.

I met my sensei and my teammates about one year and a half ago. My sensei is a silver haired men, really beautiful and mysterious because of the cool mask he wears and his name is Kakashi. I know he wants me and once I saw into his mind with my mind reading powers and I saw him having a vision of us kissing. My team mates are a baka pink haired girl that thinks is so smart named Sakura Haruno, such a dumb name, a blond clown, Naruto Uzumaki, and a cool and emo raven haired boy named Sasuke Uchiha. His the only one in my team with whom I hang out and, although he is really kawaii and likes me a lot, I don’t love him and I just can’t kiss someone I don’t love.

Today I’m walking with Sasuke in the street when I hear someone calling my name and I see Angelique-chan and Hope’less-chan, calling me and running in my direction. They’re smiling a lot and I’m sure it’s good news.

“Destiny-chan” she says. “Itachi is hear”

“Itachi?” Sasuke and me ask.

“You serious?” I ask.

“Yes” says Hope’less-chan. “We saw him near the ramen place”

I start running and Sasuke follows me. I know what he wants but I can’t let him kill my one and only love. I have to make them friends again.

“Itachi” I call once I see him.

He looks at me and takes me into his arms, kissing me full on the mouth.

“Please, Destiny, get out of there so I can kill him” says Sasuke when we part.

“I can’t let you kill him, Sasu-kun” I say, crying, my eyes looking even more like two beautiful gems. “I love him.”

“That’s why I want to kill him!” Sasuke says crying a lot, his eyes already red. “I want you for me. I don’t care about what happened to my family anymore, I just want you and if I have to kill him to have you I’ll do it.”

“But, Sasu-kun, if you kill him I will die too! I love him too much to live without him.”

“Don’t say that, Destiny-chan” he begs. “If you feel like that I… I… will have to kill me!”

He turns the kunai he has in his hand to him and is about the press it against his stomach when I grab his hand.

“Please Sasu-kun, don’t do that” I say. “I love your brother but you’re my best friend ever. I couldn’t live without you also.”

And so I kissed him softly in the cheek. Itachi holds my hand softly and kisses me.


OWARI
EDIT: I failed at failing? It sure seems like it, but it was bad enough that I got a reading by Cry! [link] Go listen to it and laugh!

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Omg! This was so awful that it hurt! But itís for a good cause, the "worst fanfiction ever contest": [link] from :iconice--crystal:. Itís really funny and I HAD TO do it although it was like I was thirteen again.

Well, but as you can see Itachi didnít say a word! I like him too much to make him talk and I have shivers because he kissed that Mary Sue. Honestly the first time I wrote it like this:

ďItachiĒ I call once I see him.

He looks at me and kills me.



Anywayz... I think I failed at failing... It's bad, it sure is, but it's not the worst ever... I think xD

So, people, donít kill me. This fic is just soÖ omg!-Iím-gonna-die on purpose.


Disclaimer: All characters from Naruto © to Masashi Kishimoto

Destiny Tenshin Yamanaka, Hopeíless and Angelique © to mÖ no one! I donít wanna own some damn Mary Sues!

Fanfiction © to meÖ And I would kill myself if this wasnít for a good cause!

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I give permission to :iconanti-mary-sue-club: to post this on their club
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whispershahh Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can't even continue reading
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Vampirechibi-chan Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I just couldn't continue reading this due to the crappiness of this fanfiction.
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freewolf17 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This sucked. So in other words you did the crappiness (I know it is not  a real word, don't care) well. Sometimes it is hard to write horribly. I can't do it on purpose, never could. Though.... She could have done with kitty ears, a tail, a doujutusu... If she would have had color changing eyes I would not have thought anything of it as my friend's (and one of my chosen to have sisters since I have no biological ones) go from brown to green from the inside out when she gets pissed. It is a scary thing to watch...
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! This is certainly my only work when I really enjoy people telling me it's crappy. I could have done a crappier job, since I didn't win, but I'm still very pleased about it! xP
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freewolf17 Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:huggle: It is okay! You still did a terrible job!
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WolfinaTheGreat Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
You did great, yet have you read Cloud mows the Lawn. Let's just say if you read it, you will never look at Final Fantasy VII the the same way again. *shivers* But I still got love for Square Enix.Llama-Emoji-02 (Blush) 
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Seven-deadly-turtles Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Student Artist

It's fucking amazing! Such a well balanced OC and none of the CC's are OOC!!! So awesome!!!

XD

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MinnaSD Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh my, I'm so happy all the characters work so well! I'm sure you also must have thought the plot was so well thought out!

xD
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Seven-deadly-turtles Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Student Artist

Oh yes, very original and detailed with just everything so....Amazingly written. You know, it's almost as good as Twilight

 

XD

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MinnaSD Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
If only it were longer! I'm sure it could be a master piece! xD
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Seven-deadly-turtles Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Student Artist
Oh yes, and then it could be similar to our Goddess, Ebony/Enoby D'arkness Dementia Raven Way
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ranmas2 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013
Haha, I came here from Cry's video x3
Good job on the Mary-Sue
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
So many people have reached me from Cry, I love his video xD
Thank you, I hope you laughed your ass off! And, of course, thank you for the :+fav:!
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ranmas2 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013
You're welcome x3
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AngeZel Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I... Just... I... Fantastic, but was meant to be terrible... Just... My feels...

A Mary Sue so Sue-ish that it's one of the best Sues I've ever seen. Just... EUARGHGH. I CAN'T EXPLAIN MY FEELS.

Let's just say you did a fantastic job at making this! :D

- Zel
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha! Intentionally Sues can be forgiven? xD
I think your icon explains the feels towards Sues perfectly! Kill it!
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AngeZel Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
(I'M SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE. SO MUCH STUFF GOING ON OUTSIDE dA.)

Hah, totally. 
Kill them not only with fire, but FLYSWATTERS TOO! *evil cackle*

-Zel
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Leopardheart16 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Clearly you've never read "My Immortal".
But your story is quite amusing, and sadly enough this sounds like a lot of stuff on Fanfiction.
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, I have! I had read it very recently at the time and was scarred for life xD
Yeah, I tried to used the big fanfic elements but I failed on the horrible grammar and lack of coherence! =P
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Leopardheart16 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I applaud you for even finishing without dying of plot holes and sueness! XD The "Destiny-chan" totally sold it for me!
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha! Well, when is plot needed if you want to write a sue-fic?! xD
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Leopardheart16 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
NEVAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
:icon300plz:
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SullySun Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my goodness, I thought someone out there wrote this with a serious intention of writing a good Naruto fanfic romance story! ;O; Not that I know it was bad on purpose.... This is fantastic! xD
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hehe! Since this is on YouTube a lot of people get here with the same idea xD
I'm glad it's so bad! =D
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SullySun Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You seriously pulled off the Mary Sue and ridiculous love triangle thing really well(badly?!)! xD Made my day~!
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
What are the best ingredients for a Sue Fic? xP
One dimension characters (I don't even go to the two dimensions, that would be saying too much xD) and a overdone love triangle! This is a fun exercise of 'what not to do'!
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SullySun Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You really got your bad writing technique down. :'D It's almost admirable! xD Lol
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well, thank you! :bow:
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SullySun Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No problemo~! xD
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Sugarangels Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is hilarious! You are a genius, I mean it. I was literally crying tears of laughter, and Cry's reading made it even more hilarious
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner May 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha. I'm glad something I had so much fun doing is making people laugh xD
I really like Cry's reading, as well. First time I listened to it I was both flattered and, at first, sad abut some of the comments. Now I'm just happy because it means I did a good job.
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Tsukikoko Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god. This is just.

I can't.

Even.

Breathe.

This is so funny & Cry's reading of it was just awesome XD
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decembertiggerX Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
Oh, and every self-respecting Mary Sue would have eyes that change colours according to their mood! :P (seriously, what is up with that huh, who even came up with that in the first place)
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decembertiggerX Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
The grammar and spelling is too good to be the worst fanfic ever, but I was crying tears of laughter at Cry's reading of it nonetheless XD
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner May 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, I lost the contest because the spelling was so good... Or so is my theory and I'll stay with it! xD
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chester118 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I found this because Cry read it on youtube. Heres a link, its so funny [link]
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner May 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, I know xP
I love it!
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ThatOneYoukai Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Huehuehue
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Avvie12 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
Good Lord. That's just.
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Galoen Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist
*bwahahahaha* THIS is awesome! :happybounce:


oh dem silly fangirls and their Mary Sues :iconsillycloudplz:
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animedreamer99 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This literally sums up all of the fanfics I read xD
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
xD
Wow...
That is to say a lot with the amount of bad fics around! xD I think the child coming from the future to help them get back together again once they break up again is missing. It was a big part on a lot of fics I read, actually!
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Nyaning Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Student General Artist
I Lol'd so hard at the 'I know he wants me and once I saw into his mind with my mind reading powers and I saw him having a vision of us kissing.' part. I MEAN... Just... Lol.
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm glad this is so bad and made you laugh!!
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Nyaning Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Nnn! Of course it did! x3
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GrEEnCooKie656 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome work! I loughed my fu**in' ass off XD
and it really deserved Crys reading ^^
nice job on this epic great failed Fanfic :3 ♥
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MinnaSD Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you so much! I just wished more people would follow the link on the reading! xP
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GrEEnCooKie656 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you are welcome ^^"
well it's really sad that some don't :/
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elmambi234 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
SOO GOOD!!!!
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Ummalicious Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I am laughing so hard!!! OMGAH!! *watched CRY's reading first* but *dying* so funny, you did amazing *thumbs up*
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